Poem: Morning Routine

Open that cabinet

CREEEAK!

Where’s that mug?

CLANG!

Close that cabinet

SMACK!

Grab that coffee urn

KLUNK!

Pour that coffee

CORRRSH!

Put back the urn

KER-KLUNK!

Drink that coffee

GLUG!

Burn my tongue

YAOW!

Sip that coffee

SSSIP!

Yell at that guy slackin'

HHHEY!

Whistle 'cuz he can’t hear

SHREEET!

Still no answer

PSSSHH!

Spit on the floor

SSSPIT!

Pound my fist

BAOMCH!

Mugs in the cabinet

CLANG!

Door opens

CREEEAK!

Mugs fall out

CAK-KARSH!

I paid for those

FUUUCK!

Pound both my fists

BA-BAOMCH!

‘Nother mug falls out

KRACK-ARSSH

Just as well

BAAAH!

Swig my coffee

SHHLURP!

Still too hot

YEEEOW-FUCK!

Now I’m up

AHH!